another girl's paradise

Crackship

fozmeadows:

Rewatching Buffy, I’ve suddenly realised my crackship headcanon is that Tara never dies. Instead, she, Willow and Oz all live together as a happy threesome, raising little lesbian werewolf babies, doing magic and fighting crime. 

I … GodDAMN.

I didn’t realise I needed this and now I need it like AIR.

polyfamily headcanon accepted.

whippetwhippetwhippet:

polynotes:

Paramour: A lover

Metamour: A lover’s lover

Metamorphosis: A profound change

Metamourphosis: A profound change in which a metamour becomes a paramour

Adorbs.

I am making a really confused face right now because this is adorable but IT IS ALSO A PUN and you all know how I feel about puns.

celria:

jennifergearing:

celria:

pluckypalaeontologist:

celria:

Okay, so, basically I’m like Pepper Pots x Tony Stark is _great_ like, the greatest, and the only reason I can fully get behind shipping them with other people if your reasoning runs along the lines of ‘Pepper deserves better.’ ‘Cause she’s the best you guys.

Every time I see a story…

Yeah, that could be great. Let me state it differently, if you split them up I’d be like ‘nah’ unless the reason is ‘she deserves better’

Yesssss honestly it should all be poly fic and I can see like, Tony being all awkward and weird and worried Pepper will be mad and Pepper is just “oh for gods sake we’ve been through this that’s not how this works you ridiculous manchild come here and do that thing I like”.

YAY

Also I have this vision of Pepper having all these folks roll up on her like they can ‘beat’ Tony Stark like it’s a contest, and Tony gets super jealous until he realises that she pretty much always shows the door to those folks and only has time for folks that really respect her as well as her and Tony’s relationship because that’s how that works. And then he feels stupid and apologises to her for being a buttface and she rolls her eyes a lot and smiles and kisses his stupid head.

I really want to live in a poly cul-de-sac.

I just want everyone I love to be within walking distance so I can hug them and feed them all the time.

Tumblr since I tell y’all all about my crazy and my sad, it seems appropriate to tell y’all that I spent the day with Chris and Erin (@whippetwhippetwhippet), and they’re both wonderful and adorable and lovely and I am a complete ball of happy shmoopy ridiculousness right now. :$ :$ :$

I feel like I’m getting poly right when my boyfriend is giving me and my new girlfriend a ship name.

Poly is awesome

So, anniversary date with Chris this evening included @whippetwhippetwhippet bringing over cookies for us. She attempted to leave them on the doorstep and run away, but Chris chased her so we got to have cuddles.

She is the actual cutest. I can’t even.

Plus I got to have cuddles with @wings_humming too.

My polyfamily is the best.

sonialastrega:

jennifergearing:

jennifergearing:

lecavaliers:

you know what’s really dumb

the whole ‘love triangle’ and ‘you can only choose ONE’ thing in romance plotlines

like fuck you

just once

i want a hero/heroine to step back, flip the bird to the author, and say “you know what, i want both of you.” and…

Oooooh awesome what was it?

That was basically the movie, ‘Savages’. Shame it was such a crap movie. ‘A Home at the End of the World’ did it, but then fucked it up with the ending. One day someone will get it right.

I saw that Savages was doing something like that, but then I saw Oliver Stone’s name and booked the fuck out.

(Source: segsual)

sharpestrose:

jennifergearing:

lecavaliers:

you know what’s really dumb

the whole ‘love triangle’ and ‘you can only choose ONE’ thing in romance plotlines

like fuck you

just once

i want a hero/heroine to step back, flip the bird to the author, and say “you know what, i want both of you.” and then for the love interests to look at each other, shrug, and say “i’ll share if you’ll share”

seriously, I just want to polyfix some of the things. Not even all of them, cos not everyone is poly and that’s cool. But holy moly I am really tired of love triagles, y’all.

‘I see,’ said Frodo: ‘you want to get married, and yet you want to live with me in Bag End too? But my dear Sam, how easy! Get married as soon as you can, and then move in with Rosie. There’s room enough in Bag End for as big a family as you could wish for.’

And so it was settled.

SEE MARY ILU. <3 <3 <3

(Source: segsual)

puke-ahontas asked: God damn do I hate love triangles D:<

Right?

Like, I know it’s not realistic, but I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BONE, OKAY? OR LIKE, SMOOSH THEIR FACES TOGETHER AND CUDDLE AND MAKE OUT AND STUFF.